Must Know Dating Rules for Men


Dating rules for men

You are a guy who hasn’t dated in years. Or maybe you’re a guy who has never been successful with women. Whatever your situation, there are some common dating rules to follow when venturing into the dating jungle. Follow these rules to act and look your best on every date.

There are some common dating rules to follow when venturing into the dating jungle. These conventions even the playing field, preparing you for success while protected your emotions. Women are trained from day one in the art of dating warfare. They have a physical and emotional arsenal that you may never hope to match. But you won’t be outgunned if you properly prepare for the battle.

1. Look your best. Get some decent clothes and shoes. Women always look at your shoes, even if you last checked your Nikes in 2006. Get clothes that fit you, suit you and are contemporary. Don’t just buy one outfit, sort out your entire wardrobe. Buy a nice tailored suit, there is no excuse not to. If you can’t take care of yourself, how are you going to take care of her?

2. Sort out your hygiene and styling. Go down to the barbers and clean up your hair, getting it styled if possible. If you don’t have much hair, still get down to the salon, maybe get your head shaved. Or just get a regular shave, a professional shave will leave your face looking and feeling great. Then it is off to the shops with you for good quality cologne and a grooming kit. Men are so often criticized for smelling bad. Get into a regular showering routine so you will always smell fresh and clean. Women appreciate it.

3. Sort out your job if you have one. Women want a man who has some ambition in life. Coasting along as a skateboard instructor is generally not going to win you a real catch (though I’d give it a go, I love skateboarding). Any job is better than none, but knuckle down and sort out some direction in your life. If possible try and look like you have something of a career. If you have a manual job, at least have some plans to work for yourself, and if you already do, then you are on the right track. But know what you are about work wise and have some idea of your future plans because women will ask questions about your prospects. Even if they pretend it isn’t important, it is.

4. Be in the know. Make sure you are up to date with current affairs, watch the news and read quality papers. Women do not appreciate stupidity, and laziness is no excuse for sounding dumb. Current affairs are important in showing you know all about the world we live in. If you travel a lot then this will help tremendously. If you don’t, make plans to travel and tell her about it. Proving you are willing and able to plan vacations is essential in the grand scheme of things.

5. Do not extol the virtues of drinking in the bar 5 nights a week. This will never win any fair princess’s heart. If you spend all your time boozing with the boys, it’s time to take a step back and pick up some more productive habits. Taking your lady for a drink is fine, especially if you take her to get cocktails at a nice lounge, but give them the impression that you live there will get you absolutely nowhere fast.

6. Keep your super fan status in check. If you love your sports and enjoying watch the game with your buddies, fine. If sport is a religion and you have your favorite player’s number tattooed on your back, you may have a problem. If you are serious about dating, rattling off baseball stats, ranting about unfair umpires and constantly check the score will put them off in record time. To the uninitiated, sports are completely boring, and many women interpret the obsession as a total lack of thought, creativity or inspiration. Millions of girls love sports too, and rooting for the same team is great, but don’t make your passion into a one-sided one.

9. Never expect sex on a first date. If all you are after is sex, you have come to the wrong place for reading material. If you are looking for the girl of your dreams, there is nothing sexier than a patient man. You are easily capable of waiting for the right woman.

10. Read up on manners, courtesy and chivalry. A woman likes being treated with respect. Lose the coarse language, the swear words, the rudeness and the laziness. Know how to eat in a top restaurant. Know about fashion, jewelry and flowers. Know how to hold a door open for a woman, let her go first and help her with her seat. Listen to what she says but have opinions of your own too. Show her respect and manners at every step and you’ll be on the right path.

11. Start listening and stop talking. Keep your date interested but don’t turn into a one-man circus. She will bore of you quickly because she wants to talk about herself too. Listen to things she tells you about her and remember them. Women love to chat so you need to learn to listen to her. Remembering things she told you will impress her even more.

12. Give up smoking. Now.

13. Learn to dance even if you have two left feet. Women love to dance and it puts you two in close contact. It is also romantic and sexy. You can be the world’s worst dancer, I don’t care. But if you stay seated when she is on that dance floor you may as well not exist. Try joining salsa and ballroom classes. You don’t need to be Travolta but you should have an idea of the basics of rhythm. Get started today.

from EasyDatingExposed.com

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How to know if she is flirting with you ?


When in doubt, look out for these: 

1- Eye contact

2- Come back for more

3-Flirty lips

4-Corners you

5-Imitation

6- Hair Play

7-Touching

8-First approaches

9- “Awwing” & “Ohhing”

10- Laughs at what you say

and more !! 

How to know if she flirting with you

 

 

 

 

 

Know when and how to end a conversation


Know when and how to end a conversation

The Small Talk

At least 87 percent of casual, small-talk conversations last too long. The problem here is twofold:

• People are afraid to end the conversation and;
• “It’s time to end this talk” hints are ignored.

A solution to the first problem after the jump …

 

This is something lots of people struggle with, so don’t feel bad.

First, do not fear the conversational reaper. All things begin and all things end, including this conversation you are engaged in. And really, chances are that the other person doesn’t want this to go on forever, either.

Can you imagine spending your entire life right there, in that living room, talking talking talking to this person about sports or the mutual friend you have or whatever, both of you growing old and grey and still the conversation flows dully on? No one wants that.

So when you notice the drop-off in the mutual enthusiasm level to below say 50 percent, start to convey your intent for things to end by issuing a somewhat final-sounding statement on the topic at hand, followed by “Anyway …”

For example: “No, totally. Tom is the best! Anyway,” and here, you will adopt an expression that conveys many things — sadness that this conversation is coming to an end, gladness that you have met this person, resignation to the finality of what you are about to say — “It has been just wonderful chatting with you.”

You don’t really need to announce whatever it is you’re going to do after this (“I think I’m gonna head to the snack bowl!”) because everyone knows what time it is, and that will sound awkward anyway. 

Then, let them acknowledge that they have enjoyed chatting with you, and then say goodbye brightly. 

 

Pussy Control?


Pussy Control?

pussy drink

I had been watching this case develop and it now turns out that posters promoting the “Pussy” energy drink have been banned by the ASA for being “likely to cause serious and widespread offence.” To which all I can say is: Hello Boys!

Seriously though, if Eva was thought to be too risqué, then the people involved with marketing this drink should have known better. After all, they’re no virgins!

You can read more about the decision here:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2013/apr/24/pussy-energy-drink-ads-banned

 

 

Dean P. Tailor

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I had been watching this case develop and it now turns out that posters promoting the “Pussy” energy drink have been banned by the ASA for being “likely to cause serious and widespread offence.” To which all I can say is: Hello Boys!

Seriously though, if Eva was thought to be too risqué, then the people involved with marketing this drink should have known better. After all, they’re no virgins!

You can read more about the decision here:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2013/apr/24/pussy-energy-drink-ads-banned

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Lost: one bikini


farrah lost her bikini

She lost her bikini on TV? Was she wearing it or did she just lose it the laundry or something?”

I lol’d

via Lost: one bikini.

 

 

Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape Released


Today’s the day, everyone.

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham so-called sex tape gets released

Will do anal for food

Former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham’s highly-anticipated sex tape hits the Internet today, and it’s sure to cause some waves.

We’ve already showed you some pictures from the set of Farrah Abraham: Backdoor Teen Mom, but now you can watch the NSFW trailer(WARNING: the trailer is extremely explicit and no one under the age of 18 should click on it).

The video, co-starring porn star James Deen, has been the ruling topic for the last few weeks, is sure to be raunchy, as one of the lines in the trailer has the 21-year-old saying, “I’m gonna put some underwear on since I don’t have any on right now.” Oops!

And that’s just the beginning of the reportedly 70-minute-long film.

While everyone has been awaiting the release of this video, Farrah has come under some very, very harsh criticism along the way.

In a video response to the drama, Farrah defends her decision to sell the tape to Vivid Entertainment.

She said she wanted to showcase her hot body and rhetorically asked, “What would you do?”

Just days before the video’s release, Vivid Entertainment President Steve Hirsch sent MTV a “put-up-or-shut-up” ultimatum, asking the network to let him know if there is something in Farrah’s contract that would prohibit her from doing the video.

Apparently, since today is the release, there was nothing MTV could do about it.

3 OF THE TOP ONLINE DATING SITES


3 OF THE TOP ONLINE DATING SITES

If you’re single like me, you know that finding the right website, creating your online profile and meeting new singles in your area, are not simple tasks. You are faced with hundreds, even thousands of choices and it sometimes all feels overwhelming. You do not want to make the wrong decision and waste your time creating useless profiles on dishonest websites that end up spamming your inbox or costing you a fortune for absolutely nothing. I for one have tried many websites this last year and have managed to create a list of 3 of the top online dating sites that I feel should definitely be a part of your exploration of the single life.

You want a trusted website that has made its way to the top with top notch service, interesting and contrasting singles profiles and that has an irreproachable reputation. You want real authentic people with real interests so that you can actually find a mate that will satisfy you’re every need even if it’s just for sex or if you want to make a commitment or if you just want to test the singles waters. Whatever you want, you would like it all to be in the same website no?

 

Easy Dating which site

 

AWESOME FREE DATING SITE NUMBER 1 – WWW.EASYDATINGEXPOSED.COM

This is by far my favorite because it’s simple, efficient and it works really well if you’re looking for a quick fuck, a one night stand, a sinful night of adulterous pleasure and a hot sexual encounter. No 500 questions questionnaire, no 2000 word essay to write about yourself and best of all it simply directs you to the best dating site for you if they aren’t it.

Profile easy dating exposed Staci

You can meet people close to your location or whatever location you choose to look for. It’s got a simple profile to fill out and it has an incredible sense of detecting which profiles are real and which are not which leave you with more real profiles than any other website out there. I created a fake profile with my friend because we were curious about testing the site before actually joining and they automatically detected it was a fake account and asked us to confirm it. We didn’t so they deleted it. I then created a real profile for myself and have had more success at meeting people than ever.

AWESOME FREE DATING SITE NUMBER 2 – WWW.OKCUPID.COM

I’ve tried this site for a while and return occasionally but since my first choice is working out really well I haven’t felt the need to return.

Ok Cupid is a great dating website whereas easydatingexposed has more of a sexual focus. It’s great for newly single mothers and looking for anything from friendships, pen pals to long term relationships and more. It is a very complete and simple website with tons of options.

ok cupid profile

 

 

What I liked best about it is that it had a ton of people from my area and it automatically linked me with possible dates with the same interests as me. The more you answer questions the better they get at matching you. A friend of mine has actually met someone on this site and has been with him for the past 3 years and they are grossing me out with their never ending sloppy kissing and unstoppable love.

Best part about this website besides that fact that it’s super simple to sign up and even easier to meet people is that it’s completely free. I’ve been tons of other websites that promise you love or sex for a mere 49.99$ but it’s all lies… all of it. All fake profiles and people not answering messages and money very badly spent. Why pay for crappy websites when you can get better everything for free?

AWESOME FREE DATING SITE NUMBER 3 – WWW.EROTICLOVE.COM

Ok, the set-up is a little cheesy but what really counts is what’s inside right? This website is primarily dedicated to sexual encounters but also has a side job of matching people with the same interests and goals together. If you’re in it for the sex, awesome you will be served, if you’re there to meet the man of your dreams then it might be a little harder but you’ll definitely get there. I say why not date, have fun and have awesome sex at the same time!! It’s like the nirvana of dating sites, everything wrapped up into one beautiful little erotic package! You’ve got to try it to believe it.

erotic love profile

 

It’s sometimes difficult to find what we are truly looking for when you are single. First question you have to ask yourself is “What is it I want out of the dating site?” Do you want to find a long lasting partner or maybe you’re searching for new friendships or just looking for a quick fuck? All these questions need to be answered before settling down on one exclusive website.

My advice is try out a few dating websites, it can be from my top online dating sites list or not, don’t worry I’m not the type to go knocking down your door if you don’t do as I say. Dating is a personal thing and everyone is different and has different needs to fulfill so nobody better than you to decide where you’re going to upload that hot picture you took of yourself this summer and get started on your journey as a bachelor or bachelorette. 

 

 

5 of the Cheapest Date Ideas


5 of the Cheapest Date Ideas

Dating on a budget

Whether you’ve got money to spare or if you’re on a tight budget, it’s always good to have interesting date ideas. Girls are not looking for an expensive date, they are looking for a quality guy. So, no matter where you take your girl, make sure that you can show her the best possible you.

This means that a movie or a noisy concert is only a good idea if you also have time to talk and hang out before or after. The best part about sharing an experience is talking about how it touched or moved you. And even if you weren’t touched or moved, that still gives you something to discuss. These next five super date ideas will give your date plenty of time to breath while taking in the scenery – no matter what your budget.

  1. Stay at home. A stay at home date is perfect to get to know each other. While you’re in your own space surrounded by your own music CD’s, movies, books and other interests, take the time to share your favourite ones with her. You might find that you two have more in common than you thought! If there are things she doesn’t know about, you can take the time to tell her about the things that are important in your life. You two can snack on a simple appetizer while you two explore your world. Don’t be afraid to venture into the kitchen and office to give her the full tour.Home
  1. Go early – do lunch! Many restaurants offer lunch prices that are 10-15$ cheaper than dinner prices, so why not go for a lunch date? Lunch happens in the middle of the day, so after you eat you two will have all the time you need to do some people watching and talk. You’ll both be energized and ready for anything.lunch
  1. Go to a friend’s place. If you have a friend who is away on vacation, or will be away for a night, why not ask to use his place. This cheap date idea gives you both a change of scenery without emptying your pockets. Since the date is at someone else’s place, you can surprise your lady by setting up a game or putting out some snacks before the two of you get to your friend’s place to start the evening.friend's place
  1. Take a hike! Take your date outdoors for a memorable experience – just make sure that you tell her about it in advance. Girls don’t typically dress for the outdoors for a date, so make sure that she’s mentally prepared and dressed appropriately. No matter what the weather, sharing a beautiful walk together is always appreciated. This low-cost date will get you plenty of opportunities to get closer to your date while you take in the view.take a hike
  1. Star gaze. This affordable date idea is perfect on a clear night. You can turn the activity into a late-night picnic by bringing a few snacks like olives, cheese, bread and wine. Bring plenty of blankets in case it gets cold, because this date is cuddle worthy. She will melt into your arms while the two of you lay on your backs trying to pick out the constellations.star gaze

Don’t let money keep you out of the dating game. You can spend time with a girl on any budget with these fail-safe date ideas that will keep a little extra change in your pocket for the next date.

 

Drinks With Dirty Names


Drinks with dirty names

When we choose a drink, 99% of the time it’s because it sounds good, or we already know it’s good. Isn’t that what most people do? But there’s that 1% of the time that we see a drink with a ridiculous name and we think “That might not even taste good, but damnit, that name is so funny, I must have it.” That’s how we feel when we see drinks with really dirty names; yes, we’re immature. Deal with it. Next time you’re out and about, try to order one of these drinks with a straight face and without blushing – we dare you.

Slippery Nipple

This is the classic dirty name drink, so if you’re a dirty drink virgin, practice by ordering the Slippery Nipple. Your bartender has made this shot a million times, so they probably won’t even blink when you say “Give me a slippery nipple, please.”

This shot is so easy to make and it’s really tasty, too. Just combine:

Orgasm

There are a few variations of this drink floating around, but they’re all very good. Oh, and good luck asking your bartender for an Orgasm… awkward.

Shake up these ingredients with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass:

Ménage a Trois

We’ve seen a lot of different versions of this drink because it’s basically a combination of three ingredients (haha, get it?). Here’s a popular version that you won’t be disappointed with:

Shake up these ingredients with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass:

  • 1 oz. dark rum
  • 1 oz. triple sex
  • 1 oz. light cream

What’s yours ?, Mine would be Sex on the Beach

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Shake up these ingredients with ice, orange juice, cranberry juice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass:

  • 1 oz. vodka
  • 1 oz. peach schnapps

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